Star Rating: 2/5
- Zack Snyder – 300, Watchmen, Sucker Punch, Man of Steel, Justice League: Part I
- Christopher Nolan – Insomnia, Inception, The Dark Knight I-III, Man of Steel, Transcendence, Interstellar, Dunkirk
- Henry Cavill – The Tudors, Immortals, Man of Steel, The Man From UNCLE, Justice League: Part I
- Ben Affleck – Pearl Harbour, Daredevil, Argo, The Town, Gone Girl, Suicide Squad
- Jesse Eisenberg – The Social Network, Rio I & II, The Double, Now You See Me I & II
- Jeremy Irons – Reversal of Fortune, The Lion King, The Borgias, High-Rise, Assassin’s Creed
- Amy Adams – Cruel Intentions 2, The Fighter, The Master, Her, Man of Steel, Big Eyes, Nocturnal Animals
- Gal Gadot – Fast & Furious I & V-VII, Knight and Day, Criminal, Wonder Woman
- Jason Mamoa – Baywatch, Game of Thrones, Conan The Barbarian, Bullet To The Head, Justice League: Part I
- Michael Shannon – Revolutionary Road, Take Shelter, Mud, Man of Steel, Nocturnal Animals
- Kevin Costner – Dances With Wolves, Man of Steel, 3 Days To Kill, Criminal, Hidden Figures
- Diane Lane – The Perfect Storm, Jumper, Man of Steel, Inside Out, Paris Can Wait
- Laurence Fishburne – The Matrix I-III, Contagion, Man of Steel, Hannibal, Passengers
- Hans Zimmer – The Lion King, Pirates of the Caribbean I-IV, Man of Steel, 12 Years A Slave, Interstellar, The Last Face
- Junkie XL – Paranoia, Divergent, Mad Max: Fury Road, Deadpool, The Dark Tower
Batman v Superman…? The title alone draws a sigh. How can a mortal defeat an immortal? How can a man defeat a god? These questions already hint at problems with the film and that is before its 151-minute running time begins. And then there is the problem of Director Zack Snyder, and the sigh lengthens. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was doomed from the start, wasn’t it?
Batman v Superman (BvS) is about… well, that is another of the film’s many problems. The first 90-100 minutes are a convoluted, chaotic and inconsistent muddle just to pit Batman (Ben Affleck) and Superman (Henry Cavill) in a fist fight against one another. And this fist fight, which comes to include Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and Doomsday (aka the Cave Troll from Lord of the Rings I: The Fellowship of the Ring) goes on for an Earth’s turn.
One would have thought that Zack Snyder had learned his lessons from Man of Steel and not put in a long (pointless and boring) fist fight in which collateral damage is caused on a colossal scale. (The first two-thirds of BvS bangs on about how much of a menace Superman is because of the collateral damage he caused in his flying fight with General Zod.) But no. The fight scenes at the end of BvS go on for even longer and cause even more collateral damage than in Man of Steel. It is quite astonishing, really.
What is not astonishing, however, are the twists in BvS. Worse, they are not in the least surprising. (The trailer gives most of them away anyway.) One twist in particular, which has to do with Clark Kent’s and Bruce Wayne’s deceased mothers, is downright stupid. Who thought that was a good idea? Was it you, Snyder? Really?
And whose idea was it to have an origins story for Bruce Wayne? We had that in 2005 with Batman Begins. There was no need to have it in this film; especially not with that utterly clichéd, slow-motioned “Noooooooooo!”. For goodness sake, in 2005 Darth Vadar did it in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and it was laughable back then. So again, whose idea was it to put that in BvS? Was it you, Snyder? Or are you going to blame Christopher Nolan? (Yes, that genius who gave us The Dark Knight Trilogy, Inception and a host of other thought-provoking films. Quite frankly, it is hard to believe that Nolan had any input into the plot for BvS as one can believe he can excrete a better film than this one.)
Whether Snyder or Nolan are to blame for the paucity of BvS, it should be noted that the actors are entirely blameless. In fact, Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Jesse Eisenberg, Jeremy Irons and Amy Adams should be commended for trying so damn hard to make something of this train wreck. No-one can question their efforts. Although, Clark Kent/Superman is by nature devoid of character, making him somewhat boring to watch; and Lex Luthor… well, it is hard to say what Snyder was aiming for with the character. Villains can be scary, cunning, honourable, witty, sadistic or cruel (or mixtures of all those traits). But villains cannot be annoying, and Jesse Eisenberg’s Lex Luthor is bloody annoying. As a result, one wants him dead the moment he introduces himself and for all the wrong reasons.
Lastly, it should be said that even this disaster of a movie has some positive points. The relationship between Bruce Wayne and Alfred is one such point. Alfred might be the commander-in-chief of Bruce’s arsenal instead of his butler (just go with it), yet whenever the two of them are together on-screen the scenes are genuinely enjoyable and wryly funny. For a film that takes itself way too seriously (but has stupidly unrealistic fight scenes), Bruce and Alfred strike the right tonal balance so as to make the jokes apt for their circumstances.
The other major positive point is the visuals. Credit where credit is due: Snyder knows how to make his products look shiny. It is just a shame that the visuals have no substance under the gloss.
Over-all, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a mess. The storylines are all over the place, the tone is off, and the fight scenes go on for too long. Bruce Wayne and Alfred provide highlights that one can enjoy, but not even Ben Affleck’s and Jeremy Irons’ best efforts can make this film worthwhile. No, they and the rest of the cast have been badly let down by director Zack Snyder. The man should not helm another movie until he learns how to write a sound and logical script. Nevertheless, guess who Hollywood has signed up to direct Justice League: Part I & II? Yes, you guessed it: Zack Snyder. To quote Homer Simpson: “D’oh!”